You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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