There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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