i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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