I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I said "one day" and that day is not today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize