why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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