Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
false alarm. still invincible.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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