You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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