Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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