For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You ruined the universe
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