It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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