Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
pop tarts are not kleenex
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I love you.
Bad choice
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