It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
is that a dick in a sweater?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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