I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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