soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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