no. you can't hotbox the world.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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