What a fucking waste of an outfit
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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