Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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