covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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