yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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