Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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