oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
bring money and cleavage
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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