Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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