Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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