talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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