Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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