Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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