cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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