69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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