i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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