We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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