So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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