just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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