is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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