Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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