Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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