I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My dick has a subreddit
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize