Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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