a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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