I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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