i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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