I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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