I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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