Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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