Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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