his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So much rum. So many feels.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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