Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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