Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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