It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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