i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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