Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
