whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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