If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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