I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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