He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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